| My name is Hunter Kelly. I'm 26, and I live on the northern East Coast. I'm the newest Policy Violation Administrator, and therefore it's my job (according to the stuff I've read) to delete everything I don't like. Okay, not really. That would mean your stuff would disappear. I work for a large internet cafe, where I'm their lead support and technical analyst. I implement new network topographies as well as hit on any hot girl that comes through the doors. Unfortunately, most of the chicks that hang out there look like the north end of a southbound pug dog. When I'm not doing that, I'm writing, and I perform in a band called Sugarfoot - which you've probably never heard of, and will never hear of. I am doomed to obscurity, which is fine. [insert angsty reference to 'never selling out' here.] If you have any questions about who I am or where I come from, good luck. I don't like people. As far as deviantART goes, I'm not really here to be popular, or make friends. I'm here to ensure that everyone has a good time by following the rules and not mucking it up for everyone else. Therefore, no fursuit fights, no engaging in arguments that consist of a constant battle to see who can find the best way to say "you're stupid", and last but not least, no noting me to say "Johnny stole my anime character!!111" If I do receive said notes, I will kick you in the pen-fifteen. |
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I'm a ninja pirate. I'm a ninrate. or um... a Piranja?? You decide.
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*stafflist* <-- my personal staff list
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Which is yours? To do you of superior?
You are a very fake person... All dA admins are fakes, shit people.
Fuck you my dear...
Yeah... ban me....
Are you happy?
The one that you all want it is money without work!
Man, is going you to work for the works close to your house and it helps but she is your mother to pay what owes!
Podes-me banir, estou-me a cagar para ti, mas as verdades são para ser ditas.
You can me to banish, I am me to defecate for you, but the truths are to be said.
ello
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I'm gone, you can stop kissing my ass now. Will someone still feed him though?
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Have a great day..
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Indians | Mumbai
peace
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Suddenly I feel out of the loop for not noticing the new staffer immediatly.
HAI! Happy New Year!
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